1. I do not like to fly.
2. I do not like touristy or crowded places.
3. Most resorts have good and bad reviews...but mainly bad reviews.
4. I stress about packing.
5. And flying. (Again.)
6. Strangers frighten me and gross me out (I have a serious people watching problem).
7. There might be a natural/man-made disaster (or terrorist attack/plane crash, case in point: Lost).
8. Housekeeping probably does not wash the bedspreads.
9. My luggage will most likely get lost.
10. Our mode of transportation from airport to resort and back will probably involve a run-down school bus with no a/c that gets hijacked by pirates (of some kind).
11. If one of us gets injured or sick we will be sent hours away to a dirty hospital where the doctor insists on amputating a limb.
12. I dislike everything about plane rides. The plane, the people, the noises, the smells, the take off, the time in the air, the landing (although I would be thankful TO land), the seats, that dirty feeling you have when you get off a plane, airports, lay-overs...and I could go on.
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